Let me start off by saying that I am not a parent. Not
to my knowledge. I've never entertained such thoughts no matter how whimsical
and I think it’s safe to say that any woman that has ever done me the service
of allowing safe passage, has ever done so with that thought in mind. In short,
my opinion on the matters to follow come from no place of fact or fiction and
should be treated as such.
The setting for my tale spawns from an activity which I
have grown to meet with disdain, derive humor and wonder as an insight into the modern
human condition…..domestic flight. Comedian fodder I am aware but allow me
this; I promise not to beguile home affairs or do a woeful Indian accent. I am
a bean counter by profession and in my line of work I find myself in transit
the length and breathe of Mzanzi. Where there is money, there is swinery in
wake, and this how I make my bacon.